Welcome to Short Bussin, the home of all that is short and Bussey.

It’s no secret this topic went viral, but I find it mind-boggling that nobody else made this connection. You can find more info about the smaller traits below, but first I will generally explain the whole of this site.

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”


WHAT is this?

In short, Bussin has many different meanings, but about cognition intended to raise awareness and hopefully improve a number of aspects of society we find concerning. We believe there is an epidemic in society, but nobody seems to notice. We call it IAF Disorder, and believe almost 75% of Americans are afflicted

WHO are we?

We are intelligent, high-funtioning individuals with respectible positions at companies doing a variety of technical skilled work. We have studied Bussin for 3 short years, and now we are ready to share it with the world. We are boss level Bussers, drivers extraordinare, and we will teach you some outrageous stuff that will truly change your life.

“If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.”

Ludwig Wittgenstein

WHY is this?

We want to share this with the world because for the last 3 years we’ve seen the immense value it can have in bringing positivity and fun to peoples’ lives. We strongly believe in karma, and are not making fun of anyone or anything but ourselves. Our underlying intent is genuine and positive, we are just mischevious assholes.

“Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great.”


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